Friday, December 12, 2008

Global Warming Causes Snow

Yes, you read the title correctly. Due to rampant human bloviating, our addiction to SUVs and unmitigated cow flatulence, global warming has escalated and is now causing snow. It's snowing in Texas. It's snowing in New Orleans. Global warming is also causing a serious drop in ocean temperatures.

We need to spend money and lots of it to stop this horrific global warming trend. If it doesn't stop soon our heating bills are going to sky rocket and people will once again resort to wearing animal skins. Scarves will come back in fashion.

Please, please do everything you can to stop global warming from contributing more to the unusual cold weather we've been experiencing.

New Orleans awoke to a rare sight yesterday: an early winter snow.

Texas gets rare snow fall
Published: Dec. 11, 2008 at 2:01 AM
HOUSTON, Dec. 11 (UPI) -- A rare snow fall in eastern Texas Wednesday night sent children scurrying outside to make snowmen and motorists sliding off roadways. KHOU-TV in Houston said the National Weather Service had issued a winter weather advisory for a wide swath off the region until 4 a.m. with up to 2 inches of snow forecast by morning. It was the first snow the area has seen in three or four years.

The winter’s tale: jetstream is still too far south Times Online - 2 hours, 23 minutes ago
Raw Arctic winds have left Britain shivering in its coldest start to winter for three decades. According to the Met Office, the average temperature for the first third of December has been 1.7C (35F), well down on the long-term average for this time of 4.7C (40.5F).

Global Warming
Project of the Cooler Heads Coalition, formed to dispel the myths of global warming by exposing flawed economic, scientific, and risk analysis.

Poor Countries to Get Millions to Fight Global Warming Fox News - Dec 12 10:49 AM
Negotiators at a U.N. climate conference broke through red tape and freed up millions of dollars Friday to help poor countries adapt to increasingly severe droughts, floods and other effects of global warming.

Scientists abandon global warming 'lie' WorldNet Daily - Dec 10 9:19 PM
"I am a skeptic ... . Global warming has become a new religion." -- Nobel Prize Winner for Physics, Ivar Giaever. "Since I am no longer affiliated with any organization nor receiving any funding, I can speak quite frankly ... . As a scientist I remain skeptical."

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